hippos-go-rawr:

that-nerd-next-door:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha

oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.”

I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God*

i had a customer today who genuinely said ‘i’m not sexist but how old are you?’

ohnyll:

irrevocablysherlocked:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

sherlockandthetimeywimydetector:

fish-fingers-and-custard-ftw:

olympium:

Ah, breathing. Breathing’s boring.

I’ve been looking at this for a good five minutes and I still can’t find the loop. 

where’s the fucking loop

I found it though , only I don’t want the loop anymore. Let’s just appreciate this.

absolutely mesmerizing

If you stare at it for too long, your breathing falls in sync. Or at least mine did.

(Source: moriarty)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

my brother just turned the wifi off so i would crawl out my room to fix it and he could see my hair.

i’m a little pissed off.

So the hairs like this excuse the lighting. In short I can officially cut my hair boom and goodnight New York! (Scotland. I’m still in Scotland)

1.  deadgirlshoes said: omg you’re really cute!

thanks:)!
i’m so proud of myself for managing to cut it xD
it was my first ever attempt!

Return of the full fringe